Couch Potato Tao
True couch potato mastery is a zen like experience. A sense of all knowingness and imperturbability that cannot be disturbed. When you are in the flow any efforts to get you off the couch are in vain. A ringing phone, an unexpected visitor to your home or even a faulty TV remote can all be ignored without any conscious effort on your part.
This is really the ultimate goal of any serious couch potato. Yes, complete surrender to the tao. Is this mighty goal attainable for people like you and me? Well, there is only one way to find out.
See you at the couch!