Couch Potato - Common Distractions and What to Do…
It has come to my attention that some couch potatoes are not getting with the program. Listen, I´m deadly serious about this. Under no circumstances should you be setting goals or aspiring to enhance your quality of life.
Obviously this gets confusing when you spend all day watching commercials but you need to resist the urge to acquire more stuff. Ignore those SUV ads. and turn away when those annoying lose weight infomercials pop up on your screen. If you need to, simply turn the volume off and grab a beer from the kitchen until you find something better to watch.
If this urge to improve your life gets any worse I may need to sell subliminal mps files that you can listen to while channel surfing. Here are the titles that are in pre-production:
1. Fast Apathy Cultivator
2. Indecision Turbocharger
3. Exploring Inner Doubt
4. Easy Failure Manifestation
5. Self-esteem Destroyer
Now, don´t expect these files anytime soon. I don´t do deadlines. In fact I don´t do much of anything at all and neither should you.